Monty Python – French Taunter lyrics


Is there someone else up there we can talk to? 787
(music begins)
(Horn Blows)
Hello? I don’t wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot
Trough water! Ah well unfortunatley, our projecter has broken down, and
The other one is still at the theatre shop, so, uh while I
Get Sheila to get around and see if it’s ready,
And here’s a recording of an inbreaker. Oh yes it’s a very nice! Hello? It Is King Arthur and these are my knights of the round table,
Whose castle is this? Your mother was a
Hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!!! Go and boil your bottoms! You and all your silly
English cunnnnnnnnnigits! Why do you think I have this outragious accent you silly
King! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! Hehe
(snickers behind wall)
Well, uh, can we come up and have a look? I’ll blow my nose at you, so called Arthur king! If you are will not show us the grail, we shall have to take your castle
By force! Son of a silly person! Mind your own buisness! This is the castle of my master, Du eiut of lalamba! No! And now I want to turn you to Sumeria,… You are english Type! Uh I told them we already got one! Uh, he’s already got one you see! Of course not! Who is it? …… He says they already got one! Are you sure he’s got one? What!?! I’ll fart in your general direction! Now look her my good man.. Well, i’ll ask him but I don’t think he will be very keen! Hello?! Tthppbpbb!!(making fart nosies with tongue)
What a strange person….. Go and tell your master that we have been charged by god,
With a sacred quest. If you will give us food and shelter for
The night, he can join us in our quest for the holy grail. I’m french! What are you doing in England? You don’t frighten us you English pig dogs! Well what are you then!?